Statutory Warning: Explicit and misogynistic content.
Below is a conversation between 3 guys. Yes, I’m one of them and the other 2 will figure themselves when they read this. Basically when the 3 of us get together we talk about either ‘sex’ or ‘money’. Read on to know more.
A: Why the fuck do you have a sour face like you’ve just been raped or something?
R: Machan, nothing da.
V: Like hell nothing! Fuckin what is it?
R: Nothing re, wahi poorani shaadi ka lafda.
V: You idiot, you bloody deserve it.
R: Matlab?
V: Why do you want to self-rape yourself? No sane person will want to get married.
Why the fuck are you bringing it on yourself?
R: See, I can’t explain it to you 2 immature bastards. When your time comes you’ll understand.
V: Like hell!
A: Explain yourself whore-slut.
R: Fuck off!
V: Life ka sabse bada self-goal mar raha hai tu! There’s still time to recover. Tu ab bol… I’ll book tickets to Thailand and show you what life is about.
R: What’s there in Thailand?
V: Machan… it’s awesome… like hell!
R: Fuck off! I’m not interested in getting massages from prostitutes.
A: Machan V, there’s no hope for this boy!
V: See, I can understand it if your parents are compelling you to get married, if they’ve arranged a girl for you. At least you’re getting paid for your barbadi in the form of dowry! What use is there in going and doing love-marriage? You’re bringing barbadi on yourself muft mein!
A: Ya, I went to this wedding recently where the guy got an Audi Q5. Now- that somewhat lessens the pain of getting married.
R: I’ve never driven a car in my life… so there’s no use.
A: You’ve never fucked a woman in your life also… you still want to get married!
V: Like hell!
R: Marriage is not equal to fucking!
V: Like hell it’s not!
A: Look… I don’t care what you say… marriage is just a stamp of approval from society to go ahead and fuck.
V: Like hell!
R: Shut the fuck-up! The both of you!
A: But machan V, we to have salute R’s initiative da.
V: What machan?
A: See we generally sugar- coat the whole thing. But basically in an arranged marriage it’s your folks telling you- “Son- this is the girl you’ll have to have fuck for the rest of your life!” In a love- marriage you’re telling your folks- “Mom, Dad- this is the girl I’m going to fuck for the rest of my life.” Our boy R’s taken the initiative machan!
V: Like hell!
R: Fuck off!
13 comments:
That was .. umm.. rather enlightening :-) **beep**
@Bhargavi
Thank you! It was written to take the reader in to the next level of nirvana. I'm glad I've achieved some of that. ;-)
The universal truth! :-)
Seriously I needed someone to second my disinclination to marry (even though the reason is not that one "has to" f**k only one person for the rest of his/her life - i'm pretty much okay with that idea) and there you are... ;-)
Glad I'm not the only outlaw around. Much as I'd like to remain a part of this unconventional clan, my time is short-lived.
Give me a good reason why one should marry ?? Wait, I can think of one..
"My life is so good I can't take it so I'd rather marry "
Phewwwmmmppphh
Ignore the outburst ;-)
>haha.. I used to have similar conversations.. It is bloody true.. Marriage is all about license to fuck..
Ha That was really fucked up matter.
@Raks
you and i have much in common my friend! :-)
@Shivani
all the best in screwing up your life! :-)
@krishnan
i know... i used to envy married men at one point of time... but then i looked deeper and found the miseries and torture that they have to suffer. it's pitiable. it really is!
@anil
totally fucked! ;-)
Like Hell! lol. Nice to note that you even put a character into your characters.
@Anuj
oh... u should meet the guy in real life... then you'll know the real 'character'!
Hahahaha.. Very true actually ;)
@Dhanya: i only speak/write the truth! :-)
This is it. haha
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